Tech Support: Yes, Ma’am…. how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to
install Love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m
ready. What do I do
first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have
you located your Heart,
ma’am?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running
now. Is it okay to
install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running, ma’am?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem,
Grudge and Resentment
running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past
Hurt from your current
operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer
disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a
module of its own called High Self-esteem. However, you have to completely turn
off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent
Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma’am?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell
me how?
Tech Support :
With pleasure. Go
to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do
this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
completely
erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself.
Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says,
“Error - Program not run on external components ” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry, ma’am. It means that the Love
program is set up to
run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the
following files:
Forgive Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory.
The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,
you
need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your
Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new
files. Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over
My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but
eventually everything
gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others
and
return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
– Author Unknown
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our
deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our
darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, “Who am I to be brilliant,
gorgeous, talented and fabulous?” Actually, who are you not to be? You are a
child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing
enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around
you. We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us… And as we let
our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the
same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically
liberates others.” Nelson Mandela